Cream of the Crop 21/Cream of the Crop 21 (Terry Blount) (October 1996).iso/bbs/qm_bbs.zip/QM-QUOTE.LST

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 This is the quote list file that is used by the QuoteMagic
 program.  All quotes are copyrighted by their respective
 holders (as indicated after the quote).  They are used WITHOUT
 permission.  This file is in simple ASCII format and can be
 edited with any standard text editor.  You can have up to
 9,999 quotes in this file, numbered from 0001 to 9999.  Each
 quote must start with an "@" sign and a four-digit number, and
 end with a tilde (~).  The quotes can be ANY number of lines
 long and can contain multiple blank lines.  However, you can
 only have up to 65 characters on each line.  Use the dashed
 line below as a guide (the right-most plus sign is in column
 65).  The quotes MUST be in increasing numerical order for
 QuoteMagic to function correctly.  If you wish to add any
 comments to this file, do so between these two dashed lines.
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@0001
"I know what you're thinkin'... did he fire six shots or only
 five?  Well in all this excitement I kinda lost track
 myself... and seein' as this is a .44 magnum, the most
 powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head CLEAN
 off... you gotta ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky?
 Well do ya punk?"

     -- Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
~
@0002
"You're a funny guy Sully, I like you, that's why I'm going
 to kill you last!"

     -- John Matrix (Commando)
~
@0003
"One more thing," the man said to me.  "I sincerely hope you
 learned something here.  I hope you learned some tolerance for
 our reality.  Some respect for our love.  I trust we can find
 SOME basis for agreement."
 I didn't move, willing my hands not to clench into fists.
"I am a believer," the man said, "and I am ready to die for my
 beliefs."
"There's our basis for agreement," I told him, and turned my
 back to follow the Mole down the stairs.

     -- Andrew Vachss (Strega)
~
@0004
"Spotlights, sirens, rifles firin'...
 but he made it out... with a bullet in his back!"

     -- AC/DC (74 Jailbreak)
~
@0005
One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was
going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead
I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  "Oh, no," I
said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was
a pretty good joke.  I started to drive to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0006
"What I want I take, what I don't I break, and I don't
 want you!  With a flick of my knife I can change your
 life, there's nothing you can do!"

     -- AC/DC (Problem Child)
~
@0007
"My only worry is runnin' outa ammo..."

     -- Chuck Norris
~
@0008
If practice makes perfect,
yet nobody's perfect,
why practice?

     -- Anonymous
~
@0009
"I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do."

     -- CSM-101 (T2)
~
@0010
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!

     -- Anonymous
~
@0011
"Relax, you'll live longer."

     -- Doug Quaid (Total Recall)
~
@0012
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet
sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.  But then
I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0013
"You see, there are two kinds of people in this world my friend,
 those with loaded guns, and those who dig.  You dig."

     -- Blondy (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
~
@0014
"Pain is my friend."

     -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
~
@0015
"They gotta catch me if they want me to hang."

     -- AC/DC (Back in Black)
~
@0016
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.  For
instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the
moon and you fear that you partner has been turned
into Dracula.  The next time he goes out for the
moon pieces, <WHAM> you just slam the door behind
him and blast off.  He might call you on the radio
and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think
again, bat man."

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0017
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it
 people like me."

     -- Stuart Smalley
~
@0018
"I'm not here to save Rambo from you, I'm here to save you from
 him."

     -- Colonel Trautman (First Blood)
~
@0019
"Denial ain't just another river in Egypt, y'know."

     -- Stuart Smalley
~
@0020
I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer
woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her
shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like
the top thing you can do.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0021
"Please don't make me angry!  You wouldn't like me when I'm
 angry."

     -- Dr. David Banner (Incredible Hulk)
~
@0022
"I am hot, and when I'm not, I'm cold as ice...
 get out my way, just step aside, or pay the price."

     -- AC/DC (Problem Child)
~
@0023
"You do not throw rocks at a man holding a machine gun!"

     -- Rowdy Roddy Piper
~
@0024
"Infidel defilers, they shall all drown in lakes of blood!"

     -- Thulsa Doom (Conan the Barbarian)
~
@0025
"Who loves ya, baby?"

     -- Kojak
~
@0026
When you go for a job interview, I think a good
thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0027
"If you destroy me now I'll become more powerful than you can
 possibly ever imagine!"

     -- Obie Wan Kenobie (Star Wars)
~
@0028
"And the Road Warrior, that's the last we
 ever saw of him, he lives now only in my
 memories..."

     -- Feral Kid (The Road Warrior)
~
@0029
"You're a legend in your own mind."

     -- Harry Callahan (Sudden Impact)
~
@0030
"Your lone wolf attitude's gonna change McQuade!"

     -- Captain (Lone Wolf McQuade)
~
@0031
"My mother, I'll tell you about my mother!" <BLAM>

     -- Leo (Blade Runner)
~
@0032
If you had a school for professional fireworks
people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just
one class.  It's just too rich a subject.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0033
"They drew first blood sir!"

     -- John Rambo (First Blood)
~
@0034
"Crane technique...  No defense."

     -- Mr. Miaggi (Karate Kid)
~
@0035
"Do you want to live forever?"

     -- Valeria (Conan the Barbarian)
~
@0036
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

     -- Outlaw Josey Wales
~
@0037
"A man has got to know his limitations."

     -- Harry Callahan
~
@0038
"He is Conan, the Cimmerian, he will not cry...  So I cry for
 him."

     -- Subati (Conan the Barbarian)
~
@0039
"Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?!"

     -- Outlaw Josey Wales
~
@0040
"Nothin' like a nice piece of hickory."

     -- Preacher (Pale Rider)
~
@0041
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk"

     -- Curly Howard
~
@0042
"People have a nasty habit of dying around you Harry."

     -- Lt. Donnely to Callahan
~
@0043
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody,
like a lot of people do.  Instead, try to get some weeding
done, because you'd really be surprised.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0044
"What are all these tents doing in our backyard Uncle Ed?"

     -- Radar O'Reilly to Col. Potter (intoxicated)
~
@0045
"Maybe I'll start my own dead pool and put your name on it."

     -- Harry Callahan (Dead Pool)
~
@0046
"You're big, but not that big.  Think about it."

     -- Jake Barret (Street Knight)
~
@0047
I wish a robot would get elected President.
That way, when he came to town, we could all
take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0048
Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they
should just call them 'impressions,' and if you
got a different 'impression,' so what, can't we
all be brothers?

     -- Jack Handey
~
@0049
"Crom!"

     -- Conan
~
@0050
"I ain't got time to bleed!"

     -- Blaine (Predator)
~
@0051
"Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years.
 I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to
 say that the future is not set.  You must be stronger
 than you imagine you can be.  You must survive, or I will
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